50 ways

the problem is all inside your head

she said to me

the answer is easy if you take it logically

i'd like to help you in your struggle to be free

there must be fifty ways to leave your lover

[paul simon]

 

doing the rope trick, rick

doing the rope trick, rick

drown in gin, finn

drown in gin, finn

death by spanner – congrats, tanner

death by spanner – congrats, tanner

screwdriver is not a drink, link

screwdriver is not a drink, link

hand me the scissors, smithers

hand me the scissors, smithers

you won't escape the peeler, wheeler

you won't escape the peeler, wheeler

gaspipe plier suits you, friar

gaspipe plier suits you, friar

allen key® for my jeremy

allen key® for my jeremy

you're looking grate, nate

you're looking grate, nate

i'll just fetch my knive, clive

i'll just fetch my knive, clive

once you were hot, scott

once you were hot, scott

commit harakiri, jiří

commit harakiri, jiří

finally you're spider man, ken

finally you're spider man, ken

how about getting stones, jones?

how about getting stones, jones?

drown yourself in marmite, you piece of sh*te

drown yourself in marmite, you piece of sh*te

there must be 50 ways

there must be fifty ways

to leave your lover

fifty ways to leave your lover

[paul simon]