50 ways
the problem is all inside your head
she said to me
the answer is easy if you take it logically
i'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
there must be fifty ways to leave your lover
[paul simon]

doing the rope trick, rick

drown in gin, finn

death by spanner – congrats, tanner

screwdriver is not a drink, link

hand me the scissors, smithers

you won't escape the peeler, wheeler

gaspipe plier suits you, friar

allen key® for my jeremy

you're looking grate, nate

i'll just fetch my knive, clive

once you were hot, scott

commit harakiri, jiří

finally you're spider man, ken

how about getting stones, jones?

drown yourself in marmite, you piece of sh*te

there must be fifty ways
to leave your lover
fifty ways to leave your lover
[paul simon]